who dat?

I am an intensely creative technical professional with
experience behind the keyboard and in front of senior level executive
stakeholders. I have successfully navigated the corporate waters of Home
Depot, Dollar Tree, Crate and Barrel, JCP, Gap, Verizon and at&t, all at senior
executive to C-Suite level. In addition I have designed 5 technology and energy
efficiency patents, and am able to utilize a entire cast of project management,
web, application and database technologies.
As for technical skills, I am fluent in most common technologies for both the PC
and Mac including but not limited to:
SQL Server 2000/05/08
SQL Reporting
Crystal Reports
SSIS
SQL Server Analysis
Services (OLAP)
.Net VB and C#
Office and Windows
Platforms
Oracle
OmniGraffle
Axure
iRise
Visio
Dreamweaver
Photoshop
Illustrator
Dreamweaver
Coda
TextMate
Ruby on Rails
Clazion
MS Project / Project
Server
Web Services
Middleware Platforms